Back to Singapore....

Times flies

2009-06-10T07:37:00.000-07:00

How time zooms, with less than 2 weeks, my first semster in UWA finally come to an end.

In terms of study, I admit I did struggle a fair bit in the transition of becoming a student from a soldier. Assignment had been a huge pain in my ass especially when the dealines zooms nearer and nearer. I guess next sem, my strategy for assignment would be 1) start early 2) getting constant feedback from tutors.

As for the other aspects of my life, I feel much blessed with the many (material) things and school friends and church friends I have. God has been good but I am a bit greedy, I would to have just one more to complete the life of mine.

Anyway time to go back to my books again... SIBEI SIAN

Honda Baby

2009-02-26T02:26:00.000-08:00

Key symbolize Power. Power to drive, Power to burn a big hole in your pocket as well...

After serious consideration on what kind of car to buy, Honda Civic CXI was my obvious choice.

Ladies and Gentlemen, my Honda Baby

She was born on Year 97 and is 12 years old this year. Previously she had two owner and both treated her well.

With 1.6 litres engines and manual transmission, this baby definelty will be a terror on the road.

Baby back seat is collapsable to put in my bike for a tour

View that you might be seeing if u roadhog me and i will smash my brake right after I overtake you. And thank you very much for the money u gonna compensate me for bumping my baby's rear

No la just joking la... how can i let my baby suffer a truma like this?

Anyway this pic is for my mum to buy 4d... tio liao remember to send money for petrol.. Thx.

My new Baby

2009-02-23T01:33:00.001-08:00

Fierce looking isnt it? Need a name for it. Any ideas? Winner stand a chance to ride on this beauty.

Aussie Relac Timetable...

2009-02-18T02:09:00.001-08:00

Thank God that i got all my first time time allocation ....

which means.....

THURS FRI SAT SUN are free daes for me!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooohooooooo

1 week old in perth

2009-02-17T01:58:00.000-08:00

so far perth had been superb. Weather had started to cool down a little this few daes with 18 degrees yesterdae night.

Went for a jog yesterdae night too and i find it too difficult to run in australia as the air hear is thinner compare to singapore. (is it an excuse not to run?)

Well lets do some accounts here and see how much I have already spent.

Preparid Cards - $30 + $30 = $60 just made my additional top up of 30 dollars todae. Due to the calling made to car owners

Smart Ryder(EZ link equiv) = $25 used it for alot of daes already. still have 15 dollars inside. super amazing

Paintball admission = $90 paint ball admissioned but its a pain to my wallet. got ten entries altogether giving it out to first 10 ple who come and visit perth.

Fish and chips @fremantle = $12.50 excellent fish and chips at fremantle. Excellent place.

Sheng Mee @ my school area = $7.50 another daylight robbery by asians operated resturant.

Snow Mango @ Northbridge = $5 for ice kachang which my friend insist it's isnt.

Rent =$400 for two weeks

Groceries = $30

Total spent = $630 for the first week

WOOHOOO

I must stop spending as if pay will be coming in on the 10th of everymonth

Too slow and relac.. perth drift...

2009-02-14T19:56:00.000-08:00

Next week will be on full gear car hunting mode!

Saw a Landrover

I tot its pretty cool but the milelage and potential maintance puts me off... euro car maintainence high... but i will still go for a test drive i guess...

A ford falcon station wagon going for 7k.. well its a big and cool car. but i dont think will need a 4l engine. The lenght of the car might cause some problem when doing parrellel parking..

Post Rmb Symdrome

2009-02-12T06:26:00.000-08:00

wow outstanding man the price here.

this afternoon after a super inefficient enrolment in school we went for our late lunch. Had sheng mian from the cookfood stall near campus.. Bear in mind its stall not resturant

One serving of sheng mian is a whopping $7.50. Not forgetting the CAI TAU KUEY also $7.50.

I think who the fella who order the cai tau kuey is really a cai tau man... the stall owner shld fried him instead.

Anyway todae i spent another 80 bucks on some paintball admission stuffs.. need to tell myself pay doesnt comes in every 10th of each month anymore!

Perth Day 1

2009-02-10T04:48:00.000-08:00

After a farewell marathon starting from thursday night, the one at changi air terminal was the final one.

Attendance was outstanding hence they received free hosting services when they come over to WA to find me. T/C applies

Check into Qantas baggage counter without any hassle with a 32 kg luggage thanks to Aunty Juilet. Her name was quite power as you can see the fear of the baggage officer the moment I mention her name.

After a terrible in flight meal, movie AUSTRALIA and a pathetic ice cream, we shortly arrive in Perth Int Airport.

Clearing Custom starring the mighty doggy was quite an interesting sight. It was so pro till can smell a packet of vaccum sealed chrysemthamum inside one lady bag.

Mine custom clearing was still just that the lady can't really speak properly (or i cannot hear properly) Took me 3 mins figuring out the question she was asking me was did you bring energy drink?

Soon it was the meet up with my landlord. He is a kind and pleasant man who kindly drove us around perth city, showed us the way to school and also brought us for a simple but EX dinner!

More updates coming up!

digitized Uniform

2009-02-04T22:27:00.001-08:00

Dear Qantas

2009-01-14T04:04:00.000-08:00

I send them this

Dear Qantas, I have book a return ticket (Booking Reference: 5TXQ6Z) from Singapore to Perth on the 10 of Feburary 09

I will like to request for additional baggage allowance as I will be going there for my furthur my studies.

I will be able to send my student enrolment letter if there is a need for verification.

Looking forward to you favourable reply.

Thank You,
Wang Tengyan

After a long time.....

Their reply

Thank you for your e-mail. Unfortunately, we are unable to waiver any additional baggage in excess of the free baggage allowance. Excess baggage displaces valuable freight which is the reason why international additional baggage charges are applied.

Refer to additional collection for rates: http://www.qantas.com.au/info/flying/beforeYouTravel/baggageAddCollection

Alternatively, Qantas offers an unaccompanied baggage service which is a cost effective alternative to paying the international additional baggage charges. This service is provided via Qantas Freight and you can contact at http://www.qantas.com.au/freight/dyn/contacts/australasia

Regards Nick
QANTAS Airways

My reply back to them...

Dear Qantas,

Thank you for your fast and prompt reply (Date of request: 28/12/2008, Date of reply:14 Jan 2009).

It is so nice and thoughful of you to advertise your freight services to me since you couldn't do anything to grant me any additional luggage allowance.

As a frequent traveller who had flown with other major airlines around the region, I'm surprise with your customer service policies.

Allow me to share a few experience that both my friend and I had encounter with other major airlines.
1. Garuda Airlines
Although Garuda Airlines do not really have a good reputation for customer service and flight reliabillity, it gave me an additional weight of 10kg for my additional luggage after request had been made that i will be going Shanghai for my internship programme.

2. Singapore Airlines SQ had granted my friend a total of 10kg additional luggage allowance after learning that he will be returning home from his studies in China.

This two airlines had valued their customer by considering and responding to their needs accordingly. Their actions had also put a smile on their customers and I believe the customer will seriously consider their services in the near future

In a period of economic recession such as this, I will definetly help Qantas to promote their freight services instead of free additional luggage allowance through the various media channels which I have access to.

Wishing Qantas all the best in 2009,
Wang Tengyan.

Checklist before going Perth

2009-01-09T06:34:00.000-08:00

Will be leaving for Perth very soon 1o feb 09.. need to create this checklist to ensure all things are covered or at least covered up...

Needs

1. Call Qantas up to demand for a luggage allowance increased. Hopefully they will give me a business flight too. ( gong like garuda?)

2. Strip my wife (bike la) Boxed it up and ready to enjoy life in perth with me

3. Settle my study award thingy.. need to secure ammunitions for live firing in austrailia (but than they are super slow)

4. Reboot my laptop, transfer my pictures and impt documens out and backup on cds..

5. Fixed up my destop for my sisters

6. Shopping craze.... Need to get more clothes cuase realised my wardrobe are all filled with army clothes... Need to get a pair of teva sandles and sneakers

7. Equiped myself with a laser printer

Wants

1. DSLR camera so can take nice photo to share with you all mah (its all for you guys lei!!)

2. Fishing rod so I can learn how to catch a fish and earn a living...

3. Guitar so i can terrorized my housemates

4. Ipork touch..... you know very xin ku one lei... take budget airline ... no tv... no food.. it will be nice to have a Ipork touch to accompany me..

Year 2008 part 1

2008-12-27T06:37:00.000-08:00

Significant Events of 2008

Passing away of my grandma,

Geylang Ah ma was wad we called her. Reason being she lives in geylang la -_-" . Being the eldest grandson in the family, Im like the apple of her eyes.

Fighting with wad beleive to be stomach cancer ( so much about effiicencies of our world class healthcare) she finally pass away.

I still remembered clearly just before she left for the other world, she asked for te te (my call sign)

As that day was the day i return from my feild camp, I rush to the hospital to see her for the last time.

As soon as she knows im there (shes already in coma) she left for the other world.. i guess she must had hang on her dear life just to see his fav grandson for the last time.

She left behind a pouch made from her fav fabric(cause her clothes all made of this fabric) for me which I definetly keep it for good.

Its Over

2008-12-14T05:39:00.001-08:00

Thank God its finally over....

3 months of shit in charlie

3 months of sai gang in SOL

5 months of logistics training

and now, im a commissioned officer of the SINGAPORE ARMED FORCES

Taiwan trip #2 ( SINGAPORE AIRLINES

2008-10-18T06:27:00.000-07:00

One word to summarize this trip in taiwan... pointless... reason being I didnt score any points.

buddies in 7th LOCC

Anyway... finally manage to find out wad Singapore Airlines had to offered.

SQ girls. well as i always said, the kerbaya spoilt their beauty. Eva air stewardess still my choice

But i think their meals were quite up. Oriental set (chicken rice) for lunch. But sian no ice cream cause hagen daz ice cream was suspected for melamine.

New avarta

2008-08-15T20:03:00.000-07:00

After a long wait...............

Been singing this song on friday morning

Todae is my book out dae, book out, book out! Todae is my bookout dae, book out book out dae.

If i dont get gold, i will go bang wall. Todae is my bookout dae, book out book out dae.

Yes, those who dont get gold on fridae IPPT test. can stay behind to enjoy sat morning breakfast at the cook house...

I was asking myself and even my friends also ask mi, zhun bo joe? can book out anot?

ya lo how to book out when yr last ippt 3 weeks ago looks like the following

Chin up -10

Sit up -40

Shuttle run - 9.8sec

SBJ - 234m

2.4km - 10.58min.

How to get gold? MAI LAI LA... its going to be as hard as a REAL SINGAPOREAN winning a gold medal in the olymplics.

But don't know what drugs i took. I ran my 2.4km like no tomorrow. I even tot of giving up my run half way through as i hardly breathe. I guess if really get gold, i can use the monetary award and buy myself a cheapo coffin.

But never underestimate the word 'BOOKOUT' It is the word that you long to hear for the pass week. If it even require you to pay your life with it, it is still worth it.

I ran like a dog and after the whole test, i was happy but shack like a dog. But than most importantly is I GET GOLD AND I CAN BOOK OUT.

Now my uniform not so clean anymore.... a new avarta added to my sleeve... heehee

Not forgetting the 200 dollars ah gong giving mi ..

Happy Birthdae Singapore

2008-08-09T01:24:00.000-07:00

No other picture can describe how patriotic am I..

Tio bo?

Up Up the blue beret.

2008-07-26T22:14:00.000-07:00

Finally after a 4 months of wait, i finally got my blue beret!

Three white chocolate bar

2008-06-28T07:09:00.001-07:00

Back to cadetship again. This time Brunei as my first stop and will be my last infantry exprience.

Other than going there for training, my mission is to make the sultan daughter as my wife. You never know, you might be given a few oil wells as drowy.

Dinner time

2008-06-18T08:58:00.002-07:00

Nothing to blog so blog about my dinner.

Got wu xiang, sweet corn pork ribs soup, egg omellete and some fish ...

Thats y i seldom eat out.

save money mah. Now petrol so expensive..

taiwan trip 08

2008-06-06T21:06:00.000-07:00

Thanks to SAF, im on board EVA air to taiwan for a 3 weeks ex.

Eva air is quite up as their planes were quite new and the stewardess are so dammed chio.

Eva air was the first full fledge airline that i took that offer inflight entertainment. Had a great time figuring out wad button leads to wad function.

The air stewardess are so dammed sweet and chio that for once i tot of signing on with the ROC army.

I thiink i really sign on the wrong army.

Anyway.. following 3 weeks, we had ex after ex. As i wasnt part of the ex troop, i get to eat ji pa drink bubble tea until i can really kiss my ippt gold goodbye.

Actually having ex. in taiwan is not too bad. cause u get to eat:

Yummy night snack (i can eat 5 of this every night)
Some pleasant surprise ....

You get to see ..
Fireworks shows during training.

And sexy pin lang mei while you are on the road.

But the sucky part is to spent yr once and only 21 birthday out in the rural area of taiwan.

Eating my brithdae cake.

My birthdae dinner.

Exciting right?

Soon ex daes were over and its R AND R

Playin my fav machine... manage to catch one monkey.

The dare devils at jian fu shan.

Scariest ride of the dae. The g5 dive machine

Thats all! Next DESTINATION will be the jungle of brunei.... in june.. stay tune

SOL

2008-04-04T19:49:00.000-07:00

Posted to SOL... Thought life will be easy for me for the next three months.

Never i expect, they actually ask mi to stay in and to join them for a overseas excersize in ROC which last 1 month... which means 21st birthdae in foreign land.

Really missed those infanCHUI daes, where we chiong suan dae and night. balonglong sleep on muddy ground together and enduring all those stupid tekan together.

After two daes in SOL, i really appreiate the high level of discipline he instilled within charlie platoon 2.

Although daes in Charlie Platoon 2 had been a tough one, but we really emerge stronger and better.

Remember, Soldiering is not for the weak.

My production

2008-03-21T20:34:00.001-07:00

入伍 6 个月

2008-03-15T07:46:00.000-07:00

不知不觉,六个月已过去了.

从BMT 到OCS, 路途并不好走, 但是在这些辛苦的训练中, 在一些奇奇怪怪的朋友一起苦中做乐下, 日子还算是过的满快的.

要走的路还遥远. 多9 个月, 我才会拿到我的巧克力. 多6 年我才ORD.

Will my army career be 一帆风顺? 要等才能知道.

LOM cny visitation

2008-02-16T18:31:00.000-08:00

10/02/08. 5 of us set off for a lecturer cny visitation.

First stop my bowling kaki Mr tpc hse.
Second stop Mrs Gan
Third stop oh hui ling

Last stop Mrs wee.

This trip manage to catch up with my FYP grp mate and especially happy for XQ hu is leaving for queensland for her furthur study.

Next Destination (edited)

2007-12-22T18:26:00.000-08:00

Next Destination. Officer Cadet School. Three weeks of confinement. 9 months of suffering. Just for 1 chocolate bar on your left and right shoulders. But it will be worth it. That's where boys become man.

We are the Officers Cadet of the OCS.
To inspire onwards as Officers to be,
We now state with reverence and respect,
The Officer creed.

I am an Officer of the Singapore Arm Forces.
My duty is to Lead, to Exel and to Overcome.
I lead my man by example.
I answer for their training, morale and disciple.
I must excel in everything I do.
I serve with pride, honour and intergrity.
I will overcome adversity with courage, fortitute and determination.

I dedicate my life to Singapore

IPPT results

2007-12-01T20:27:00.001-08:00

Standing board jump : 243cm Shuttles Run : 10.00 seconds, Chin up : 12, Sit up: 45

2.4km run : 9.50 min. Total points: 25/25 Awarded: Sliver

How far was i away from Gold award?

Its the time u taken to read this short entry

Bloody SIX SECONDS.

Quote

2007-11-03T02:02:00.000-07:00

Back from field camp. Lots of storys to share. But cannot share. If not they will catch me and put mi in DB.

However i can share a Quote I saw in the FIBUA Village written by a fellow recruit which i find it interesting.

We are the Unfortunate. ( Some how true. But Im proud to be able to serve my country)
Led by the Unworthy. (True to a certain extent. Some commanders are really CMI. but most of my commanders are quite kilat.)
Doing the unessesary. ( This sentence i dammed agree. most of the time other than training, we are really doing alot of unessesary stuffs)
For the Ungrateful. (You decide this for yrself. )

Interesting article from SAF

2007-10-06T09:27:00.000-07:00

http://sg.news.yahoo.com/cna/20071006/tap-304230-231650b.html

Heh, thinking army, learning soldier....

for the matter of fact, ever since my the lenght of my hair shrinks from 10 cm to less than 1 cm, I dont recalled myself using my brains.

Oh yes! I did. Thinking about will i be eating western food for lunch? Haha..

Left toe Right toe Keep up the Tempo!

2007-10-05T20:25:00.000-07:00

15th September 2007, Marks my new phase of life..... The no freedom life, The Army life

Say goodbye to my family and Pink ic .

First two weeks was the orientation week. Which means u can do anything thats wrong and will not get punished. We called it immunity week. You are are immune to all physical punishment but ure still vulnerable to verbal abusment.

They sae army life is a very discipline life but i say its a no freedom life. Activities are plan and organised and you are expected to jolly well execute them.

0515hrs - Revilli.

0545hrs - Fall in for water parade and 5bx.

0600hrs - Breakfast

0645hrs - Area Cleaning.

0720hrs - Standby Area

0730hrs - First Parade

0745hrs - First lesson

0930hrs - Break

1000hrs - Second Lesson

1130hrs - Lunch

1300hrs- Third Lesson

1430 hrs - Break

1600 hrs - Fourth lesson.

1730 hrs - Dinner

1800 hrs- Fifth Lesson

2000 hrs - Night Snack.

2030 hrs - Routine Orders

2045hrs - Admin time

2230hrs - Lights off.

So every single dae, you will just follow this routine.

Concludsion

2007-09-14T02:48:00.000-07:00

Finally, nearly half a year of holidaes has pass. I would sae it had been a enjoyable 6 months with little to care or worried about. Let me just use to the below space to record the things that had happen to me for the pass 6 months.

During the first month of the holiday, I got the job at the airport. The job scope was to give out perfume samples and leaflets to attract transit passengers to VANITY FAIR (really thats the name of the event) . I even have a job title. Beauty promoter...and have to wear the name tag everywhere i go. Well, I think i grew out of this kind of job hence i quited just mere 3 daes of work.

God was good to me. As soon as I quited the job, i was offered another job by my uncle to some games development job thingy. This job allow me to explore holland village inside out. The cheap and good economic beehoon, the price fluctuate like shares Nasi Lemak and not forgetting the soya bean will definetly draw me back to the place again.

Thank God also my transport cost had significant gone down thanks to the free rides Utb A sufen and bp offer me,

This Job i would sae is not my cup of tea but i find great joy in learning and accomplish certain task. To be able to make a tank to move from point A to B using keyboard is a magnificent exprience.

The Job also allow me to travelled to indonesia for two times. My virgin motocycle exprience was also given away on the very first trip to indonesia.

The only good thing about working for your relative is that, that make u a small boss. U call the shots what time to go home and what time to go to office, or weather to go office anot. Haha, but nevertheless, i did try my best in complete the task allocate to me.

During the Holiday, I manage to draw closer to God through 3 mission trips and 2 camps that i went to. Mission trips to Cambodia, Christian Home of Love and Batam had been rewarding and eye opening. Second year in children camp make mi realised that a new generation had come into our mist. And the youth are no longer youth but young adult taking up the roles of mentors and teachers to guide these precious souls.

Youth camp had been great. But it will be greater if more brethen who had left us could be still with us. Every year the size shrinks. Maybe we can have a differntiation formulae to caculate the rate of change. dy=dx. Heck i failed my caculas. Well that remind me of the parables of the sower. Are u on the stony ground? Thorny ground? Wayside? or Good ground?

Ok la i wanna go eat my last dinner liao ... bb ... see you 2 weeks later

15 september.

2007-09-13T09:05:00.000-07:00

15 sept 06 was my first day reporting work at SKF.

15 sept 07, I will be reporting work at SAF

I wonder if 15 sept 08 will be like this..

So, After a long wait, finally i will be enlisting. For some who are curious how my life will be changed, i guess the below video will paints a thousand words.

Cambodia Part two

2007-09-11T09:50:00.001-07:00

After 3.5 hours of Formula 1 driving, we Thank God that we can arrived at our destination in one piece. Thank God for this providence that we could stay at the mission house for the first night as our hotel we suppose to stay was fully occupied. Not only bed and breakfast was provided at this mission house, lunch and dinner was gladly provided too!

19/08, Sunday

Uncle John was the speaker for the worship service. The worship service was attended by a congregation of 40 people who most of them leave in the city. Uncle John preached to them to cast their burden and cares upon Jesus and to trust in Him as His yoke is easy and His burden is light.

After the worship service, we went to check in into our accommodation for the rest of 4 nights. Free mineral water, air-conditioning, water heater and English Premier League broadcast was provided for our recreation and comfort. Hey, must relax also right?

In the afternoon, we went to Ottresh Village to give out rice. Ottresh Village used to be located just a stone thrown away from a beautiful yet isolated beach. Realizing that this piece of land that Ottresh Village used to be located might one day become a goldmine, the government responded by repossessing the land and chase the villagers away. Now the whole village which consists of about 300 people slept at the side of the road, braving scorching heat from the sun and cold winds from the sea. Please remember this people in your prayers that God will be merciful to them. Soon night falls, by our request, we were brought to Mealy Chanda for our dinner. Good price and good food makes Aunty vow to be back for more action.

Part three coming up stay tune.

About swimming.

2007-09-05T08:50:00.000-07:00

I use to belive that its impossible for my to complete 10 laps without stopping to catch my breath. In fact i went to the extend tat after 1 lap, i would stop for about 20 seconds to replenished enough air in my lungs before i move on with my next lap.

Something must be wrong. Cannot be even ple like Aunt Ker and some other aunties can swim 10 laps without stopping and being an ironman i cant!

I begin to suspect did i bribe the tester to pass me for my Immediate Level of swimming proficency during my primary school.

To solve this problem, i have decided to 找出问题的原点然后,对症下药,一针见血, 不能指标不治本,一定要事半功倍.

So one morning, i decided to understudy one pro (at least i think he is) in the swimming pool.

So armed with my NARA goggles i dived into the water and carefully studied his strokes.

After half hour of spying, I have come to a understanding of all my problems and the right way to swim breastroke.

If you dont mind. I would like to share with you my findings in three easy points B,H,L,H.

Breathing

A very important conponent in all swimming strokes. But ple seems to get the wrong and hence mess up their oxygen level in their lungs.

In breastrokes, its easy.

In water

Keyword is blow bubbles. Both from yr nose and yr mouth. This is also wad we know as breathing out. Try to breathe out everything and get ready for your next intake of air. Remember dont ever breathe in in water. Trust me, Dont.

Out of water.

When your head is just coming out from the water, continue with the breathing out method. This is so to clear off any water water residue in your mouth or nose before yr intake of air. Before going in the water. remember to catch your breathe either from your mouth or nose or both.

HEAD

Yes, i noticed alot ple like to keep their face in a forward position. Its ok to do so when your are breathing. But its a taboo when ure are underwater. Try to face the floor rather than in a forward direction. This will give u less water resistence and hence increasing your speed.

LEGS and HANDS

Once you are in the water, the first thing u need to do is kick. Some ple tend to kick and paddle at the same time. Let me tell you. to kick and to paddle at the same time will only waste yr precious energy and expose yrself to more water resistent. So remmber kick first only. During yr kick, your hands must be in a forward direction(over your head) with palm facing together. This lesser expose yrself to water resistent and allow u to propelled much ahead.

After completing your kick, straigthen yr legs. and start to paddle. Try to go as large circle as u can. and at the same time come out to breathe.

So folks tats my findings. and after adopting this method. I have no problem in completing a 20 laps at one go with a impressive timing of 28 mins and 10 seconds.

Try it, who know u might be the next Michael Phelps

Cambodia Part 1

2007-09-03T03:41:00.001-07:00

Thank God for this opportunity for Uncle John, Aunt Lili and Limei to be able to serve Him in Cambodia, Sihanouville.

Being jobless, I couldn’t afford full-frills airline such as Silkair, hence I got to traveled by a budget airline Jetstar which lands me in Cambodia 1 day earlier than my fellow comrades.

Just a seat... No frills.

Thank God for his grace and mercy for guiding and leading me to the guesthouse which had been pre-booked for me. Although its just a mere 100 metres walk from the airport, but being all alone in the of strange streets and people around just do not understand a single word of English make it seems like a marathon to conquer.

My guest house. 15USD.. Thanks lime for the sponsorship

Thank God for the new morning. It means I will get to meet up with my comrades and will never be found alone at least for the next 6 days. Thank God for their journey mercies, they arrived at my guesthouse punctually to pick me and embarked on our 1 day free and easy traveling in the heart of Phnom Penn. The Itinerary of the day as follow.

· S-21 Museum. · Russian Market (Shopping Paradise for Aunty) · Central Market (Shopping Paradise for Aunty)
· Lunch
· Mekong River / Palace.

After doing what a tourist should do, a missionary gonna do wad a missionary gonna do. And that’s to get on to the car and head down south to our mission base, Sihanouville (kompongsom). Through the journey, we have seen with our eyes how God has bless and prosper Cambodia.

Singapore media.

2007-08-30T03:12:00.000-07:00

"Don't worry about jostling with the crowd though � event organiser Eastern Directories says there will be a 4m-wide walkway in each hall, so you can comfortably stroll through the aisles to browse the gadgets."
I been there. Indeed there were 4 metres walkways in each hall... but after each exhibitor send their la mei and wad not la mei out to form a fortress or i sld sae great wall along the walkway infront of their booth, i can asure u that there is not more 4m wide walkway. and i also can gurranttee u cannot stroll comfortably through the aisles to browse the gadget.

Seeing is believeing .... dont beleive go there yrself, and please dont drive. u dont want to pay $8 dollars for just 3 hrs of parking and not mentioning the peanut butter jam ard suntec.

Wah super Havoc!

2007-08-28T01:39:00.000-07:00

Have u wonder y nowadays u didnt see senior citizens at comunity centre doing line dancing?

They are now all in cinema watch 881!!!!

Shock mi to death man, when i go watch the 881. All the audience except me and my friend were all at least 50 years old... ok im exagerating. BUT at least the ones sitting infront beside and to my right were at least 50 years ok! First time in my life i seen so many white heads (not the face white heads) in the cinema...

Haizzz.. i guess they are right when they call mi uncle... i really aged alot. Now i even watch ah gong ah ma movie.

But hor, got so jialat meh ? until 50 years old lei.... Cham liao..

p/s but its a good movie to bring yr parents to watch..

Training to be Soldier.

2007-08-27T07:39:00.000-07:00

Finally i know what its like to run until wanna vomit feeling. Next i guess would be run until really vomit.

Attended my first commando training with my respectable shi fu. His encouragment had help mi continued running for at least 4 km....

Really pray that God will give strenght to my body (especially my arms) so i can pass my ippt.... Please God, Im calling out to you..

The dae has arrived

2007-08-24T20:12:00.000-07:00

After 20 years of singlehood.... i annouced.. the dae has arrived.

The red Carpet...

Elder John was there and a Austrailia pastor to give a exhortation (look like a gay wedding though)

Even Aunt lili and lime was there for the wedding.

Haha...

Yala the dae tat had arrived is not my dae la .. I shall wait patiently wait for mine.

Hence i annouced, finding a wife mission in cambodia = mission failed.

Leave Application

2007-08-16T08:58:00.000-07:00

To whom it may concern

Sorry to let my faithful reader down. I,mi,yes me will be applying leave from 17/8 - 24/8. This is so because i have decided go for a mission tripto Cambodia to do some mission work.

Pray for mi that my plane wont crash, food wont be posioned, wont be able to find a cambodia wife, wont get kidnap by Al Qaeda and become another hostage crisi, wont step on any unfound land mine.

If any of the above things were to happen. Im sad to informed you this blog will ceased its operations as i dont think heavean or my wife to be home will have internet access. So, if you dont hear from mi lastest 25/8, your worst case senario had just happen. Dont be sad. Dont cry for me.

Just in case. U miss me.... u can have this picture. HAHAHAH

EVIAN === NAIVE

2007-08-16T00:01:00.000-07:00

Indeed, at the price of 2 dollars or more per bottle for the smallest bottle of mineral water, you are really what you drink.

IRON MAN TRAINING

2007-08-14T23:00:00.000-07:00

Been two weeks I had been embarking on my ironman training. Almost everydae. I will do at least 10 laps of swimming 2km of runs 10km of cycling and at least 100 assisted pull up..

It may seems little to you.. compare to the real ironman which is 42km of run 5km of swim and 180km of cycling. But i dare you TRY MINE OUT.

Every since from Secondary school I had never pass my Napfa test. For all the 5 stations , I can pass all 4 stations with both my eyes close. Its the sickening pull up station tat i always failed.

In order to 保家卫国,捍卫我们的家园,巩固我们的未来, 光宗耀祖,混口饭吃, I shall carry on my ironman training with more discipline.

Wheather anot I will make it in army, I gona leave it to God.. Though i think its kindna impossible. Hence if i really did it. Glory to be God.

I really hope and pray my training will not be in vain and will reap some results. If not I be like .......

Plastic Man.

Worrying Trend.

2007-08-13T08:03:00.000-07:00

NDP 1984 Theme song: Stand up for Singapore.

Our first NDP theme song.. Stand up for singapore.. 10/10

NDP 1986 Theme song: Count on me Singapore.

Just before the Currency Crisis.... Count on me Singapore. 10/10

NDP 1987 Theme song: We are Singapore.

Remindered tat we are singaporeans and we got to tong kan gong ku cause got currency crisis. 10/10

During 1988 to 1997, we do not have any new songs. Or maybe not tat i know of.

NDP 1998 Theme song: Home (kitchen)

This one is the best. i think they took 10 years to write this song... best national day song. 11/10

NDP 1999 Theme song: Together(Few Singers)

Not too bad either

NDP 2000 Theme song: Shine on me (xumeijin)

See la ... so long never ask her come back sing for singapore.. she become siao liao. (8/10)

NDP 2001 Theme song: Where I belong (Tanya)

Cool song 10/10

NDP 2002 Theme song: We will get there (Stepf Sun)

Steph sun national dae song had always been my fav (10/10)

NDP 2003 Theme song: One United People (Stepf Sun)

Steph sun national dae song had always been my fav (10/10)

NDP 2004 Theme song: Home Remix (JJ)

Did anyone tell JJ magic can only be shown once? (4/10)

NDP 2005 Theme song: The place i rather be (RUIEN & Taupok)

eer.... rui en looks nice but she sounds like fann. No impression about this song until i did this recollection. Hence the rating will be 6/10

NDP 2006 Theme song: My island home (Kaira)

Nice lady.. but her pitch too high for most singers. (7/10)

NDP 2007 Theme song: Will You? (Few singers)

Seriously if you ask me will I rate this song..... it gonna be 6/10..

So stop asking me y i only know the national day oldies song. The rating speaks for itself.

Happy Birthday Sinapore.

2007-08-07T20:05:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow will be Singapore 42nd year anniversary. Although its a HIGHcostoflivingandineedtoservertwolongyearinarmy, I still wanna say, Im proud to be a Singaporean.

If you happen to stay overseas and when u mention about singapore, ple will give u the form of respect as they perceive singapore as a clean and green countries famous for its capital punishments and caning for the notourious criminal.

Well without all this, how is it possible for singapore to be a safe heaven for us to stay in? Credits to the PAP although they can be a better goverment if they can stop the everythingalsomusthike excercise.

You everything hike... my pay never hike lei.. like tat how can?

Anyway, before going into the next topic, Happy birthdae SINGAPORE!

Inside the goodie bag

2007-08-06T19:57:00.000-07:00

Nice plastic bag to contain wadever tats inside.

National Flag... a must have item in the bag (x1)

This hat was given too. But only realised later on tat its lights actually emits lights. (x2)

This star shape thing remind mi of sailormoon. (x0)

Most Amazing thing in the Bag. Aikira fan which has LED tat will display messages. (x1)

Food( Sponsor by tong gardens) Drinks from Yeos and Newwater plant Mints from clorets and halls and tissues from KFC and Traffic police. (x0)

Last but not least, some publication, tattooes and CD. (x2each)

To thank my readers. Just tell me what you want and i may just give it to you if its not reserved.

Zhng my swim.

2007-08-06T00:56:00.000-07:00

Actually i find one sports tat dont need much $$$$

Just need $1 entry fees a trunk and a googles, you can swim and tan all you want. But if u wanna pro abit.. you will be like me.. zhng my swim.

Bought this stylo milo goggles for $19 bucks

Still got name some more Nara... sounds cool.

Booba with googles. Another Family members caught in shanghai..

Woot.... anti fog somemore.... Means can see other babes more clearly..

Ok now back to my ironman training.....

Just finished Gyming, Swiming 500 metres. Going for a 30km cycling. and tonight running for 1.6km for the next 3 daes.

Business Man...

2007-08-04T09:16:00.000-07:00

3 years in school of business..guess i didnt waste the time spent there.

Bought it and sell it in singapore for 50 dollars.

Tell me... im born to be a businessman.

Tell me im not crazy..

2007-08-02T02:26:00.000-07:00

She offered a monetary reward for my kindness... I actually turn it down despite my accounts statuts.

So much of self righteouness... KNS.

Anyway. They are Christians too. Glad tat i can be a blessings to them in a special way.

Food for thoughts...

2007-08-01T09:38:00.000-07:00

Tempatation : 1 w800i camera phone + a bag of cash and cards.

Thank God despite my income status. My prinicple still stands.

Tomorrow gona return the stuffs to thedontknowhappylikewhatblursotongtempter owner.

Call me stupid. Call me a fool. But.... You also wish ple to return to you when u lose something right?

Quote of the day:

"Is it worth losing yr morals in exchange for material gains?"

Hope i will not lose my morals when the temptation is 1 million dollars and 1 ferrari F50 and a beautiful lady as my wife.

Haizzzz. Hope tat dae will never come....

NDP 2007 Sneak Preview...

2007-07-30T05:26:00.000-07:00

Goodie Bag.... This is Goodie bag is a power ranger bag. Let the pictures do the talking ... dont feel like typing much

InstructionSome like it original

Some like it stripped.

Some like it colourful

Some may like it small

Some may find it too small

But i like this way the most... BIG and Beautiful.

More preview coming up.. stay tuned.

Singapore Lion

2007-07-29T18:54:00.001-07:00

Some people seriously should consider hugging this two mascost to sleep....

What are the odds?

2007-07-28T08:57:00.000-07:00

I sux at mathematics, but maybe u can tell me....

Question: What are the odds of planning a conspriancy against the united states of america without the CIA or the FBI knowing?

Ans: Fat hope.

Question: What are the odds 仔仔 marrying 小S without the taiwanese media knowing?

Ans: Next to impossible.

So, tell me whats the point of hiding things from others?

Note to my friends:

You think you're cool. U got wad it takes to lose. But please spare a tot for the people ard you.

Yes, you may counted the cost. You may also know what it takes if things get out of hand. But my question for you is, do u really know the cost? The total cost? +gst 7%? Dont be the next Titanic

Crew: Captain! Captain! Look! Ice berg!

Captian: Relac la.... That ice berg like the ice cube in my milo peng. U think wad my titanic make of paper one ah?

Click for larger pix...

Please my friends... dont be the next titanic to crash into the big hidden ice berg..

Food poisoning....

2007-07-26T07:01:00.000-07:00

Did you ever exprience a the feeling of a bloated stomach? Well i just did and i simply dont like it. Did you ever exprience the feeling of wanna vommit but keep preventing yrself from doing so? Well I can tell you the feeling is sibei high.

After vommiting Brown liquid + rice and some chicken, (and im sure you dont wanna see the pix of it) I feel much better. The taste of the vommit and the purging process is the ultimate. Maybe my next vommit i shld youtube it.

Suspect A

$1 HL MILK choco flavour (tat explains the brown liquid)

Suspect B: Breaded Chicken with Thai chilli sauce +friend rice+Sunny Side up... at tampines mart food court.

If anybody from NEA is reading this, please do yr job

p/s i think i shld seriously consider youtubing my vommiting process... the content.... the process.. WOOHOO...

Poem by Aunt Mee Mee on Night Cycling

2007-07-22T21:53:00.000-07:00

Night Cycling (on 20072007)
26 cyclists went on a night tour,
in 5 groups of 5 plus 1 leader;
the leader is none other than TY,
who even came on his own bicycle.

the eastern lightning met at Tampines MRT
we were all on time, except one;
when we reached Marina MRT,
brethren and bikes were ready to run!

we began cycling almost at once,
"let the good times rock and roll!"
the first route we took took us to Esplanade,
the Fullerton and the Merlion Knoll.

here, i felt my cheeks so hot,
so embarrassed by our intention;
we disturbed diners and concert-goers,
for we seemed to attract unwanted attention!

oh, we were such a big, gregarious gang,
kinda loud, rowdy and wobbly;
we invaded the space for pedestrains,
scaring guests who emerged from the hotel lobby!

at one point, i tumbled and fell over
some tall, soft moss under my feet;
boon how, the hero, came to my rescue,
jump down from a 3m-drain, he did!

after that, we were on the road again,
flying through the E-C-P;
soon, we reached the Cosy Bay,
a nice, quiant and quiet place to be.

i like the bridge there most of all,
except that we broke its rule
which told cyclists to dismount
and push their bikes through.

i like the view on top of Sheares Bridge too -
the silhouettes of buildings to behold,
their shimmering lights, their brilliant colours,
made me think of heaven with its beauty untold!

then we were off on the roads again,
and finally reached East Coast Park;
some used the toilets, some bought food
to fill their hungry stomachs!

i must tell you we had such good guides
who paced us along our way;
pro TY was assisted by fit TB,
with able JN to stop traffic, i say!

i must also tell you of some strong arms,
who carried my mountain bikey
up and sometimes down the stairs,
saving me much of my depleted energy!

soon, it was the homeward bound journey,
by then, i was more than happy
to be on my way back to sleep -
the medication had made me drowsy!

all 26 brave cyclists met at block 393,
to end our tour de Singapore;
thank God for joy, safety and mercies
which are new every morning and sure!

Living a life of self denial...

2007-07-22T08:44:00.000-07:00

This week im gona live a life of self denial.

Mon - GYM 7am

Tue - CYCLE at 6am +RUNNING 2.4km at night

Wed - GYM7am

Thur -CYCLE at 6am +RUNNING 2.4kmkm at night

Fri - GYM7am

Zhng my Bike once again

2007-07-20T07:40:00.000-07:00

I think hu married me will be very fortunate. It can be proven by how much i invested just to beautified my wife.

Bottle cage - To hold my fluid supply.. 8 bucks

Next is the power pump.. This Handy pump is needed to power my horny bike. Can pump my horn and also pump my tires... dual function. good buy at 14 dollars.

Pump at funtionable state.

One of the possible reasons y i nearly get knock down by cars maybe its because i do not have a head light. Got this extra bright head light to increase my chance of survival on the tiger mouth liked road.

Too bad my headlights dont have high beam function.. If got.... woohoo

So this is my lastest zhng... cool?

National Service 40 years.

2007-07-19T19:06:00.000-07:00

THANK YOU STOMP!!! I LOVE U

2007-07-18T02:07:00.000-07:00

hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaa YES ! I WON 2 NDP TICKET PREVIEW!!!!! SO HAPPY!

seems like taking part in a competition by stomp to win tickets is easier than participating in the stupid balloting excersie.

Who sae things dont fall down from the sky?

Things fall down u must know how to pick up la....

Who sae theres no free lunches in this world?

Free lunch come u must also know how to eat la ...

HAHA

Ladies and gentlemens, The winning Bike.

Die la, now i have another problem. WHO WILL BE MY HOT DATE?!

万事具备,

只差东风.

What you can do tonight..

2007-07-17T20:56:00.000-07:00

Tonight is a very special night. Below are some activities you can do ...

1) have u been attending Prayer meeting? If not please do not hesitate to be found in the House of prayer at 2030 !

2) have u been excersing regualarly? especially those who are going to NS, hasnt always been in the pink of health or excessively overweight? Procastinate no more! Start todae! According to research the best time to excersice is from 2130 -2200 or 2330-0000.

What you shld not do tonight?

1) I hope tat tonight will be a green night. I hope tat from 2130 -2200 and 2330 -0000 my readers can try to save as much electricity as possible. Please try not to SWITCH ON YR TV, computer or other electrical appliances.

Thanks for all your support :)

Zhng My Bike

2007-07-15T22:02:00.001-07:00

Consecutive two daes of nearly hit down by cars on the road. I got to say

我受不了了!

I got to retialate. Made a purchase of a 33 dollars airhorn. So next time if they wanna bang me, i make sure i horn until they chao he lang.

Ladies and gentleMENS, presenting to u Airzound 3...

Not the loudest only in singapore, in jb, some say in batam, BUT its the loudest in the world!

However this horn not very good, cause need to refill air one. One charge can only have about 20+ full blasting.

So guys beware of me this fridae. cause u wont want to be infront of my horny bike.

when i was young... Part 1

2007-07-12T19:45:00.000-07:00

Year 1987, Handsome Wang was born. I guess the most distintive feature i have would be my thick and long eye brown Mi musically talented one ok? Got one shot is with guitar but lost. This one is with piano. Auntie mee mee/ LM ready to 收我为徒?

Very soon, it was my first year bdae, saw the spread? Heard my 1st month was in a resturant.. but y first year at home?? i tot shld upgrade to hotel? But nvm la.. good food can liao

Me walking very steadily liao when im 1 years old

My doting grandpa and late grandma. +sis

I guess i wasnt a easy kid to handle because as u can see on my left eye, there is already one long scar. Born to be a gangster.

Haha, i guess this is the first bike i ever own. From this to now my specialized. somethings just never change. my bike still red colour! haha..

Sometimes when my mum is very bored. She is like aunt jane. would take camera out and practise her skills in shooting us. Most of the time we are quite buey gum wan to take these photos.

"Oi u own mi money when wanna pay" with my assitant bear...
Used to be Fan of ghost buster.
Mi and my kertucky beach ball.

Growing up daes were never boring. We had a few neighbours same age with us and our fav passtime is to play monopoly together and i beleive thats when i learn how to do biz. So. in younger daes, picking a fight was never a problem. Cause i was never lack of any possible candidate.

Arbin and Phoebe... My first neighbour... Grew up together until they move to jurong.
Me and guess who? ITS BOON HOW! hahahaha!

三兄妹....

Part 2

2007-07-12T19:44:00.000-07:00

Kindergraden Days Can spot mi? Seems like my life seems to be surrounded by woman... born to be king David and Solomon.

Taking photo with megazord.. and 5 powerranger. lol..

Growing up .....

This is my sis..... u never wanna know wad happen to her now... ITS UNBELEIVABLE. HAHAHA... (to sis time to shed some weight.) May this be yr motivation.
My sister with their Curtain dress...
Our grandpa drag us to studio to be models.... do what? EAT CORN FOR WHOLE 2 HRS.

Lo and behold... i guess these is what you guys are waiting for. MY FATTER DAES! Many thank to body france marinline, i have successfully lose all the unessary weight.

Me and my gregy cousin....
Me at my fifth uncle wedding..

The day where i beleive in Christ as my personal Lord and Saviour, 98 children camp.

and tats me now...

So sae the 将军

2007-07-12T03:42:00.000-07:00

一位好的将军从不打没把握的战, 但是真的有将军能够百战百胜吗?

Patriotic me

2007-07-10T05:32:00.000-07:00

Taking part in a competition... hopefully can win 2 tixs to the NDP 2007 with my hot date.

You wanna be my hot date? start booking now. Send yr application to destiny2704@hotmail.com

Winner will be notify on 17 july 2007. So if you think ure hot, starting applying now

Eight words of the day....

2007-07-09T22:24:00.000-07:00

日有所思, 夜有所梦.

Hook on to this song

2007-07-09T00:59:00.000-07:00

Look at those dance moves... super classix

Some er xin wedding photo

2007-07-08T08:09:00.000-07:00

I think its the photographer... not mi!

Some wedding dinner pixs first... more will be coming up when we get it from other guys.

mi, amos, shu hui, bee pheng + a jane
mi and my co emcee joyce
my table..

Holy matrimony

2007-07-07T21:17:00.000-07:00

Marriage can be tedious thing as there are alot of things to be planned and execute.

Marraige can be a expensive things as suddenly you realised you have alot of bills to settle with

Marraige can be a profitable business if you know hu to invite and hu not to invite.

Marraige can be a reuion occasion as ple hu u didnt see for decades all came to congratualte you.

Marraige can also be a heart breaking event if you realised the woman or man once loved is getting married and the groom or bride isnt you.

But most importantly of all, marriage is made in heaven by God for two very special person for them to have and to hold, for better or for worst, for richer and poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do them part.

thinking

2007-07-07T10:21:00.000-07:00

Its a sad day.

2007-07-02T00:09:00.000-07:00

Todae its a sad dae. we should mourn for the dae. cause the dae had been abused by lots of ple hu simply dont deserve it. And those ple hu truly deserve it had been depraved of it.

If you know me long enuff. you shld know what am i trying to say here.

The 10% Show..... Part 1

2007-06-30T09:24:00.000-07:00

NDP = National Day Pathetic.

Haha? I got prove one. Went reache, we are greet by this SAVE THE EARTH goodie no no should be plastic bag.

"on the plastic bag: Please use this bag for you litter." Indeed stuffs inside are nothing but rubbish.

One crackers tibits, one mineral water, one packet of tissue, one yeos drink, one kfc moisture hanky and one rain coat. Cool ya?

I think cool or not cool is written on Hong Hao's face.

What to do if the little bag has a hole? Dont worry. Paste the "Throw and Win Big Money sticker on it" How considerate!

While waiting for the show to start, we did some self entertaining by taking pictures of ourself.

And the taking photo idea is frm her... Aunt jane.

Ok guys super tired liao.. Please wait for part 2. More very interesting stuffs coming up.

10% Show Part 2.

2007-06-30T01:02:00.000-07:00

The venue, Marina Bay. Quite a beautiful place . Lots of nice scenary.

Merlion
Sands Resort Central Business District Benjamin Sheares BridgeFerries WheelI would sae that on the whole, the org commitee has make good but not full use of the water surrounding us.

First performace, DRAGON BOAT competition between three school.

Wait, something is wrong here.... lets take a closer look!

Wait, wait wait, didnt the mcee just said its dragon boat competition? Amazingly, i saw MOTORIZED DRAGONS.. oi blue dragon boat u lousy la, now 21st century liao lei, invest in a motor la.

After the motorized dragon, Its the motorized Dragonfly! Ok I'm lame. Its our very honourable red lions doing the free-fall. everytime i see them, i would imagine myself the one doing it. but then its rather impossible la. I must sae that this year landing ground is kindna tough as there were far too much obstacle, These guys did a splendid job.

Forming up the parade. This is also the segment i like.

G.O.H Guard of Honour : Army, Navy, Airbase, Police. Y no civil defense?
GOH, and colours parties. Hope during NS i would have a chance to be there.

Next while waiting for the MP(Millionaires Personnels) no be seated, Songs of multi curtural will be sang. Something I dont understand is, for chinese they actually sang Jacky Cheung 我想和你去吹吹风. Tell mi whats that song gona do with NDP?

Soon, Maljula Singapura was sang, It had been such a long time since i sang this song! Sense of patriotism fill my heart. Looking at Chinook with our national flag and 4 apache helicopter flying pass, i told myself, malaysia siao liao

Soon the F16 ROARS pass the grand stand. and i mean ROAR.

(malaysia calling lockheed ordering 3 same model planes)

Wow, this 5 plane too power, the moment i wanna snap them, they flew away. Heng still got some smoke to shoot.

Next was the Chinook performace. It first shows a chinook hovering just above the water, and later divers from the naval diver units jump off from the heli. COOL. I think malaysia PM, crying in his office now. After many years, our navy and coast guard finally has something to show off. Starting off with a explosion of a undersea mine, the navy and police crafts sped down the waterfront and did some splendid mouneva. Suddenly i feel so proud of PAP. To sign off the arsenal display, a duet performace by the RSAF newly purchased apache. Again they did a magnificient job. They even make a bow to the audience before it make its speedy exit. Too bad they didnt fire any rounds into the water. I tot it will be great if they can do it. Ah ya better dont la. Later our neighbors scare until wanna banned sands, granite and many other things they can think of.

Soon the marching contingent make their exit.

As they were march off, i noticed something disturbing. So much about balloting.

Soon the show starts. Showing off our elite forces storming down the grandstand. Dont they look stupid? Commandoes also did repelling down the sheares bridege.

Message to Al Qaeda,: Dont try to be funny.

Basically, for mi NDP ends here. The rest of the show is really time waster.

Out of the 20 mins or so post parade segment, i only like 2 show (appx 4min ) They were the electronic kite and the parachuting.

Best part of throughtout the 20 mins show. i was waiting fervently for the fireworks. Holding camera in my hands armed in video mode. i was waiting for the start of the fireworks show. To my horror. This is the shit i got.

No wonder before we go for the show, Bp cousin told us todae fireworks only ten percent hor!

Haizz what to do? play the video ten times la, then u will get to see 100%

Yes.! I got it!

2007-06-29T07:02:00.000-07:00

Yellow Sky wont let down bitter-hearted ple.

Ndp 2007 admission ticket. 30/06/07 show.. Hu wanna buy? 1 for 1k sing. :)

p/s BIG THANKS TO RACHEL FOR HELPING MI GETTING THE TIXS.

Chio Until cannot chio, ferice until cannot ferice.

2007-06-28T23:05:00.001-07:00

Came by rail..

Shimano Visente... Packaging looks quite chio

Wow, box looks impressive too. Lets open it .

Cool man, 1 frame, and 2 lens..

Red frame with seegirlslens. Y see girl u may ask, this lens very power. it can hide yr eyes, so if u look at girls, girls wont know u are looking at them.

Come with a small pouch which can also act as a cleaning agent.

Me with seegirlslens. Look super ferice. Ya behind is the map of Aussie.

Me with night lens.

Jialat, now i more and more ferice liao. And my pocket hole more and more big also.

Cycops.

2007-06-27T21:27:00.000-07:00

Finally after 1 month of waiting, my sunglass is due to arrived todae!

I wonder if they send it here via sea from UK. No no, i think they send it by rail.. u know uk via pakistan then india, burma, thai, malaysia then singapore.

Whatever it is. tonight i will get hold of it... and will change the lens to the seegirllens and chiong east coast park.

You wanna come along?

Of NDP Ticketing System.

2007-06-24T20:29:00.000-07:00

If you have known mi long enuff, you would have known I had been a very patriotic citizen. Im proud to say, since primary 4 when i first attended the NDP, I have never failed to bring my ass down to the national day stadium/padang on every 9 augusts or 2 sats before the actual dae.

From 2 years queueing at tampines stadium, I continued, faithfully queuing even when the queue shifted to a much desolated Bedok camp two. Queuing then was not a 1, 2 hrs affair. Its a overnight thing. Which means u need to pay a price in order to celebrate the country birthday. But its ok. Im patriotic.

After some years, some crap generals of the SAF begin introducing a surprise NDP ticketing system. Which means news of ticketing would only be released couple hrs before ticketing excersie starts.

Yes they think they smart, but we exprienced queuers were even smarter. We deploy our scouts team to the frequent ndp ticketing outlets to spy for any logistical movement. Lo and behold, we found 3 and 5 tonners truck with army personnels at bedok stadium

After which, a few phone calls confirms our findings. Call bedok stadium and act wanna book badminton courts, soccer feilds. Well i guess our 3g army is not as advanced as our 3g mobile phone then.

Wadever it is, instead of surprising us, i guessed they were much more surprise seeing us the exprienced queuers with our sleeping bags 1 day before the actual ticketing starts.

But due to some sophiscated andidontwanttosharewithyou reasons, i didnt manage to get any tickets. Using $40 BIG LIKE CANNON bucks, i made my virgin purchase of a pair of NDP tickets.

That particular year. I went to two NDP show. Preview and Actual . And on the actual dae, i had sore eyes. (literal)

The following year, dont know is it they wanna revenge against the exprienced queuers who had managed to pwned yr ass the previous year, they introduce

BLOODY NDP TICKET BALLOTING.

Sounds good what, y bloody? This is so because for as long as this system is introduce, i think about 4-5 years liao. i have not manage to even win one tickets. I dont understand y i simply cant win it. Is it becuase they know im one of the exprienced queuers thats y black list mi?

I dont know much about how this balloting system works. But what i know is the system sucks. This system had prevented the true hardcore NDP fans to attend the celebration. Every year, there were tickets wasted. How i know? it can be reflected through empty seats appearing at the spectators stands.

And this year celebration was another classic show. As u know this year our ndp celebration is at marina bay. stage on water. with a stand capacity of 22,000. National stadium is 55 000. U teach mi la.. how to win tickets. The reason y this year NDP is at marina bay is because of econmic gains also. the stand structure would be there for 5 years. Which i guess would be reused for the F1 thats coming in and the existing F1 powerboats events.

Yes i understand the rationale behind the 22 000 stand. But y cant u just add one more show?

Do u know by adding one more show, you will give mi 22,000 new chances in winning just one ticket.

I seriously think that the chances of striking a ticket for ndp is equals to the chances of stirking 1st prize for big sweep, toto and 4d. At least for mi.

So i hope tat if u manage to get hold some tickets, and have any extras, please do not hesitate to offer them to mi. Come on la, reward mi with smthing for this long entry.

Please?

Tabernacle 20th Anniversary

2007-06-24T06:52:00.000-07:00

Just now we had a mini celebration thank giving session chair by alan.

Two particular sharing struck mi. By Yao Ho and Mr Lum.

Every time if they have the oppotunity to share, i would have guessed that their topic will surround their non christian wife... it will be how they ill treat them, how God has help them to get out of their clutches... blah blah and blah.

Well I guess the Lord had shown us how a unequally yolk family can cause much disturbance.... So if ure a christian and your reading this, pls take note.

Moral of story: U dont have to try out drugs yrself to know its bad for you.

Strike the iron while its hot...

2007-06-23T22:16:00.000-07:00

Start worrying now

2007-06-22T01:55:00.000-07:00

Let's say I'm going Uni of West Aust to pursue my degree.... Tell u its either i need a sugar mummy or i got to have the guts to rob a bank and not be caught in order to acheive tat piece of paper.

How much $$ u may ask.. My friend is going this July and she told mi she set aside 200k for a 3 years stay there.

FREAKING 200K

In case u dont know how much is 200k let mi try descibing to you.

200 k is 1/5 of 1,000,000 dollars

200 k can buy u Mercedes SLK .

200 k can buy u 3 toyota wish

200 k can buy u 3 room hdb flat.

And you telling mi you are going to spent this 200k in just 3

years in perth just to acheive that piece of paper??? Thats pure

madness.

By the way 200k is by my friend standard. I tried calculating the $$$ i need to go Aust assuming i get quite a number of exemptions and i only need 2 years for my course of studies.

Pay the school : 20k per annum, 40k for 2 years.

Pay the landlord: 10k per annum, 20k for 2 years.

Pay whatever else i need to pay: 5 k per annum, 10k for 2 years

Total Cost payable: 80kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

(the above budget doesnt include if i initial D there, sian char bor cost, traveling ard aust or nz cost, socialising cost, come back singapore for holidaes cost)

So now if you dont have any sugar mommy to introduce or dont wanna be my rob the bank accomplice, i got to sae,

KISS MY AUSTRALIA DREAM GOODBYE.

Running back to fitness

2007-06-20T23:15:00.001-07:00

Haizzz 86 more daes to train or i can kiss a career in the Army goodbye...

First Fall....

2007-06-08T07:38:00.001-07:00

Bloody shit, Good that im still able to blog this incident. This proof that im not so seriously injured.

BUT I BUEY GUM WAN.!!! AT LEAST HIT BY LORRY AND FLY OR KANA CRASH WITH CAR MAH. COLLIDING WITH SOME SECONDARY SCHOOL KIDS PLAYING BASKETBALL ON CYCLIST TRACK IS TOTALLY DISGRACEFUL AND UNACCEPTABLE.

Was cycling happlily along the CYCLIST track when this group of IDOITS was playing basketball. As usual, being a kind cyclist, as long as they leave a passage for mi to pass, i will close one eye. But the fact was they didnt! They happily and greedily occupy the whole lane which doesnt belong to them! BUT remember? Im a kind cyclist. i slow down my speed and hopefully they will noticed my presence.

But to my horror, either my bike is too silent (due to the dollars and cents invested) or jiannan ringing of bell is too soft that they didnt even hear, THEY DIDNT BARGE. TO MAKE MATTER WORST, BLOODY SHIT THEIR BASKETBALL HAPPEN TO FALL RIGHT ON MY HANDLE BAR WHERE THE CYCLOMETER WAS LOCATED WHICH I BOUGHT JUST 2 DAES AGO AND CAUSE MI TO LOSE BALANCE.

and best part was i was on my spd shoes, (those shoes clip on the pedals one) and becuase of the situation and my noobness with the shoes, i didnt manage to unclip it hence, i fall 90 degrees to my right with my shoes still intact to my bike! WHAT A SIGHT TO BEHOLD.

After i manage to unclip and get back on my feet, these bugger actually came up to me and ask if im alrite. Using my loudest voice. I asked them to use their brains. This is obviously a cyclist track. If they wanna play basketball. please go to the feild or something.

Think back i think i reacted wrongly. If next time this thing happen again, i will ferige dead or unconsious. Then after they call ambulance, i pick up myself and ride off. Sounds great?

BEST PART IS THIS. AFTER DISCUSSION WITH ONE OF MY CYCLIST FIREND, HE THINKS IM AT FAULT TOO.

ARE YOU OUT OF YR MIND?

His arguement is becuase i bought the clipping shoes which cause mi to fall.

Now readers, after reading my rantings, can u kindly leave a comment at my chatterbox and tell mi whos at fault. The polling starts now@!

Damges: Scratches on my right hand side part of body, Scratches to my bike frame. Scratches to my my handle grip, scatches to my saddle.

Zhng My Bike.

2007-06-07T18:33:00.000-07:00

p/s Zhng is a hokkein word for modifying.

Had been investing big bucks on my bike.... this are the recent zhnging.

Cyclometer. This piece of technology will tell you if you are speeding on yr bike. It tells the distance travelled, the current speed, the time and the max speed.

Original price = $35 Bought Second hand : $15. That dude even install for mi!

Sidi SPDS Shoe Dominator 4 ... Beauty.... Had a great time figuring how to clip and unclip from my pedals. Hopefuly i wont get to fall on the roads.

Original price $240, Bought it at $140 + $20 for the cleats.

Last but not least is this Shimano Sunglasses.. Look quite ferice. 1st hand going for $99... Cheap cheap, Come with 3 lens to change also. One to see when night, one to see when its dae another is to see girls.

Beijing Great Wall 2006

2007-06-03T09:19:00.000-07:00

Balloons

2007-05-31T02:14:00.000-07:00

Garuda Executive Class

2007-05-29T19:30:00.000-07:00

Possesed with the singapore spirit (complianing and threathening), i manage to conned, cheat them of two Executive class seats back from shanghai to singapore

Garuda Executive Class. Dont pray pray lei. Got special check in counter too.

After saying we will be eating hainanese chicken rice, nasi lemak, char keuy tiao, hokkein mee and promised to send pictures of them to poor rebecca who will be staying there for another 2 months, we took our last picture in shanghai and off we went to the LOUNGE!

The lounge really buai pai cause got free food, free drinks, free internet, free newspaper. But in order to maintain image and not try to look like a mountain tortise, above are the images i manage to capture.

HOWEVER, as we were about to board our plane, we walk pass lounge meant for SIA Raffles travellers. OMG man... their lounge was sooooooo. POSH and i beleive they serve abalone, shark fins and birdnest! But its ok la. Bo her hei ma ho! no fish got prawn also not bad. Must be thankful and contented!

Wow, Looks so spacious and best part was that the stewardess told us its not a full flight and we can actually take both seats. SONG! But as soon as she finished this sentence, she carried on with " Sir im sorry to inform you that our in flight entertaiment system is down." -_-"But nvm la. I ask her to sing us a song later to compensate the "inflight entertaiment" HAHA!

Song la! can tilted until this angle. Later sure sleep until song song.

Million Dollar question: which picture show you Garuda Execuative class?

The momment when you are comfortable with the seats, cmi (CAN make it) stewardess will use their teh voice and ask u "Sir would you like to have a Champange or Juice? " Being a Goody boy, of course i choose Juice :) and i got orange juice!

As the plane were about to take off, the stewardess gave us this packs of NUTS from BALI! This nuts were so delicious that i couldnt refrain myself from asking more!!!

And soon, ITS MEAL TIME! WOOHOO

Setting the scene.

Appetitizer!

Main Course. Think its chicken with bake my favourite potato. Finally dessert? But dont look dessert to me.

After the sumptuous meal, i had a good sleep and the moment i open my eyes,

Qn: " Hey y so bloody hot?"

Ans: "Welcome to Singapore"

自恋

2007-05-28T20:42:00.001-07:00

Anything and Whatever

2007-05-27T20:15:00.000-07:00

Uncle : Ai lim si mi?

Me : Uncle I want Anything.

Uncle : -_-??? Anything??

Me: Ya, 我要 Anything!

Uncle : Wa Lang bo Anything! (we dont have anything)

Me: Then, 给我 whatever lor.

Uncle: Huh???! -_-??? Whatever???

Me: Ya, Whatever..

Uncle (confused): huh? 我们没有whatever lei.

Me: -_-" ah ya 给我中国苹果 la -_-'

Uncle: ok!

LOL?

On the way to chiangmai...

2007-05-18T00:34:00.000-07:00

Early in the morning 4 am suppose to wake up to catch a ride from BP, at 4 .45am. But however the moment i wake up, 4:30am. (must be the night cycling the previous night) HO SEI LIAO tat left mi with 15 mins to get ready wadever i need to get ready. Best part was when i wake up, MY SISTER IS STILL IN BED! wth man!

Ard 5 am, we reach the airport and there were quite a number of ple hu specially and "coincidently" came and see us off for the possible last time if our plane were to crash (afterall its budget airline)...

Check in was kua zhang as our luggage was superly overweight. But by acting kelian and cute, we manage to get pass as we explained those things are meant for orphans in thailand.

So next time if you are facing a overweight situation, u know wad to sae~ but dont sae is i teach u one. HAHA.

吃包好上路.

After using just one hand to finished the pie that Aunt lili and U Alvin bought for the mission team, we began our journey to chiangmai....

Dont know y, in the transit area, Uj and Uncle Ho has problem passing thru the automated custom clearance system. Maybe its due to their seniority, just maybe.,....

Buay pai lei , the transit area for budget terminal.. look youthful and funky. I guess purpose is to attract the young and the backpackers.

Then we went on to the plane.. and i was commented twice when i tried to take two particular photos that i think it might be cool.

First pic : A shot with serveral tiger A320? lining up side by side. As i where about to take, this police officer shout on top of his voices NO PICTURE ALLOWED until everyone stared at mi, kao! I would rather he use his pistol and shoot mi dead then to embarrass mi infront of everyone.

So LL, this i wad i manage to shoot without getting shot at or shout at. Rhyme hor?

Second pic : Was quite shock when i saw the pricelist of the in-flight food and beverages. Instantly, i remember my readers. Wow. this one must shoot and then show u guys how tiger airways 老虎大开口. For a moment i tot they were offering tiger's meat.

Then this kiang tio ho mai gei kiang air stewardess commented on the top of her voice saying "Sir, you are actually allow to take the magazine back with you." Kao~ dammed malu man.

I want digitalised format lei, u got anot? And yr this mag like so kiam chai still ask mi take back, u think im dustbin ah? -_-" And y i need to take the whole book when i just need to show my readers just one page?

Make mi look like a moutian tortised lei. -_-"

Anyway since we are at the topic of airstewardess, most of the stewardess looks like or even w**** then the one shown above. Well budget airline lei joe, what u want? Miss universe to serve you? U pay peanuts you will get monkeys lei..

Anyway, Slept thru almost the entire journey except for the landing, taking off and also when the airstewardess go ard lelong their 老虎餐.

Some random shots of the flight

My handsome face.

Pathetic leg place.. if the plane were to crash, there will alot of casualities. cause no way ple like mi will be able to get out.

Devotees of dont know what other religion sitting beside us.

Thats all folks ~ nex post will be on the home itself.

Back from Chiangmai...

2007-05-15T21:32:00.000-07:00

7 daes without french fried (how thais call it) makes mi weak.! more updates coming up

Happily married

2007-05-04T01:29:00.000-07:00

After toiling for two year...... Im finally married.

Though i burnt my pocket for this wedding, i feel its worth it.

Able to ride again =priceless....

IM SO DAMMED HAPPY

2007-05-02T00:09:00.000-07:00

I CAN FINALLY BUY MY BIKE LIAO...

My poet...

2007-04-26T17:56:00.000-07:00

A gift from aunt Mee mee

He calls himself a 'husband'
To his 'wife' of 2 wheels;
He's currently saving up to build
A bike of great worth, he feels!

He calls himself an inventor,
With loads of ideas up his head;
He's sometimes like a F1 driver -
"Get out of my way, or be dead!"

He calls himself an entertainer
Sculpturing balloons at a party bash;
He may even be a politician,
Join him - for country, citizens and cash!

He calls himself Joedan -
Well, his sister called him first;
May he overflow with thanks and faith,
Like River Jordan when its banks burst;
May he always ready to repent of sins,
Starting from those which are the worst!
May he, a regular worshipper at Tabernacle,
For God's Word and God's work ever thirst!

二十岁大寿

2007-04-26T17:03:00.000-07:00

今天是我的二十岁大寿. 一大清早就起身答复一些好心人的简讯.

(我不是在说如果你没有传简讯就等于没有心.) (我指的是如果你

没有祝贺我, 你可以永远不用祝贺我) HAHA

Looking Back, 十九岁的那一年还算过的非常充实. 除了到了上

海,北京,苏州,南京和印尼, 考到了驾照, 从理工学院毕业, 我还接

交了几个非常要好的pig and dog friends.(我指的是你吗?)

在新的一年, 我祝我自己

1. 身体健康

2. 越战越勇 (in term of ns)

3. 在主的话语成长.

4. 希望能装好我的老婆

5. 能找到一个真的老婆 (so tat i no need go indon, vietnam or

china find brides).

haha im just joking about the last one.. but if u got someone 赞

to introduce, i also dont mind la!

Counting down to E dae....

2007-04-26T00:05:00.000-07:00

The day has arrive....

Due to CMPB efficencies (cause need time to count their pay hike mah, so be understanding la ) my enlistment date is on 15 sept 2007! (a year after i first start work in SKF shanghai haha!)

Will be doing my 13 weeks of bmt on the island of tekong! Island life! Love it!.

Hu saes i dont have any universities offer? I got even overseas one lei! University of tekong. 2 years course.. Majoring Millitary studies..

So it time to put on my jogging shoes and start hitting the tracks!

Anyway u guys want to dedicate some songs on my enlistment dae?

HL also want pay pay hike

2007-04-23T17:57:00.000-07:00

HL (banana) : U know the goverment got pay hike?
HL (chocolate): Yea. I think we can also hike our price..
HL (banana) : Good idea...

Original price : $1.00
After hike : $1.15.... (15% hike)

Me : Bo wei gong....

To express my buay songness i have decided... to pose an embargoment on all HL products or 1 week.

See how long more they can Hao Lian.. about their price hike

MISSSSSSSSSS SINGAPORE AND THE UNIVERSE

2007-04-22T08:23:00.000-07:00

The whole show is crap.. Thank God didnt waste much time on it. Got one fat like pig also can get into top 10..... ZZZZ.... where are the real beauty in singapore????

Only saw the question and answering session as its the section i like most. To mine horror.... some cant even speak well.... expecially the last lady .... i still tot she looks alrite... but the moment she open her mouth... i really bo wei gong..

Anyway im quite impress with one ans... she was asked by this national altheltic... what sport would you think singapore will win gold first in the olympics..

Her ans was something like.. thats depends.. wheather ure talking about foreign talent or local talent.. if you talking about foreign talent, its easy . sports concil just need to go overseas and bring players in and win medals for singapore. like how our imported table tennis win medals previously..

wow i tell you ... she really very sat to sae this out on national tv... i really salute her. and somemore got one pap mp as GOH in the event.

i guess that reply eventually prevent her frm claiming top place... cause its too politicaly incorrect.

welll...... cry about it lor .. wad to do.. anyway leave application coming up.. will be off to indon (for real) tomorrow.

To whom it may concern

Sorry to let my faithful reader down. I,mi,yes me will be applying leave from 22/4 - 22/4. This is so because i have decided to join my colleague to indonesia to steal sand and granite..

Pray for mi that my ferry wont sink, food wont be posioned, earth wont quake, wont kana bomb blast, wont kana bird flu, volcano will not vommit and wont be able to find a batam wife.

If any of the above things were to happen. Im sad to informed you this blog will ceased its operations as i dont think heavean or my wife to be home will have internet access. So, if you dont hear from mi lastest 23/4, your worst case senario had just happen. Dont be sad. Dont cry for me.

my bike...

2007-04-21T04:29:00.000-07:00

after years..... im back to building my lao po again... todae just bought a very cool wheelset.
So now these are the things that araea OWNED

Speacialized M5 frame ... bought frm china :) Original price 1100... got it at 60 dollars... Dont ask mi how i get it. Its secret.

Another steal will be this SID suspension.. got it at 280... second hand.. another steal as the condition is as good as new. New one cost about 550.

Xero XSM -1 wheelset is the latest second hand buy.. condition nt too bad and milage was low. Got this piece of art at 240.. though i tot it wasnt the best price but heck la, hu cares. Since i earn from the above.... its time to give back to society.

wad's not being owned.. and maybe u want contribute

Groupset = $480
Handle Bar = $50
Headset =$50
Stem = $50
Seatpost = $50
Saddle = $50
Pedals = $50
tyres + tubes =$50

Total = 850 ...... SIAN 1/2

Joe's B dae dinner with Shanghai Pals.

2007-04-19T22:17:00.000-07:00

Big thks to shanghai pals for the dinner together at cafe cartel. Below are the pictures

My Favourite Sauce. Tomato Ketchup.
Our dinner. SUPER DUBLE JUMBO. jiak ka le siao!
Crime scence aftermath...
Me and rachel.
Gab and les.. both are going army in june! May God bless both of you.

Our EIGHT SCOOP OF ICE CREAM.. super sinful...

Till our next outing!

Of birthday cake

2007-04-14T08:56:00.000-07:00

Interesting topic?

You tell mi why, why birthdae must eat birthday cake? Is birthday without cake not birthday?

You tell mi why, why birthdae must sing birthday song? Is birthday without song not birthday?

You tell mi why, why must we make birthday celebration so elaborated?

You tell mi why. Do we own birthday cake bakery a living?

I tell you. To me birthday is just another sad day due to the fact that you are born into this world. and you tell me why is there something joyous to celebrate?

I tell you. To me birthday will be a best time to go out with some close friends to have a simple meal and receiving some presents :)

I tell you. To me birthday will be a best day to see what you have done the previous year and how are you intending to live the next year.

Yes, i tell you . During my birthday, i dont want any birthday cake or birthday song.

BUT!!! I WAN BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!! :)

MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING 27 APRIL. START PREPARING MY PRESENTS.

SI BEI HOT

2007-04-10T04:17:00.000-07:00

GUYS READ THE NEWS? OUR MINISTER PAY IS GOING TO RISE BY 50% OVER THE NEXT TWO YEARS!!!!!!!!!!

HOW MUCH ARE THEY EARNING NOW? ANS: 1.2MILLION HOW MUCH WILL THEY BE PAID IN THE NEXT 2 YEAR? ANS : FREAKING 1.8 MILLION.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO GUYS... NOW YOU KNOW Y YOUR GST HAD BEEN INCREASED? 1/4 CLOSE TO 1/3 OF THE REVENUE EARNED FROM THE INCREASED GST GOES TO THE POCKET OF THIS MINISTER??????

THIS IS ABSURB! TOTALLY RUBBISH.

NEXT ELECTION REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR ME

I ALSO WANT TO BE A MP!!!!!

Leave application

2007-04-09T22:26:00.000-07:00

To whom it may concern

Sorry to let my faithful reader down. I,mi,yes me will be applying leave from 12/4 - 12/4. This is so because i have decided to join my colleague to indonesia to steal sand and granite..

Pray for mi that my ferry wont sink, food wont be posioned, wont exprience earthquake, wont kana bomb blast, wont kana bird flu and wont be able to find a batam wife.If any of the above things were to happen. Im sad to informed you this blog will ceased its operations as i dont think heavean or my wife to be home will have internet access.

So, if you dont hear from mi lastest 14/5, your worst case senario had just happen. Dont be sad. Dont cry for me.