Knight's Chinese Name

tengyan
|7:35 PM|

Knight's Hunting Exprience.

Loaded 3 live rounds onto my trustworthy rife. Cock my rifle and put to safe mode, waiting for a prey to appear.

Surveying the Hunting ground, I spotted a black piggy lying there taking a usual nap.

Calmly, i pull out my rifle and took aim. After releasing my safety catch, I placed my crosshair on the black piggy. In accordance to wad NCC had taught me, I took my time to take aim and slowly and steadily, i squeezed my trigger.

Bang!

Wah sian... Kana its leg. this cause the piggy to make a dash for its remaining life.

In order to subdued the piggie, i fired another shot. However this shot was kanasia cause it hit no where near the pig.

Ankowledging the fact that i was left with my last ammo, i must not be too implusive. I decided to sit back and watch with the pig still on my radar. Soon the pig seems to be tired (dued to the intensive bleeding) it came to a open plain and took a short rest.

This is it! I told myself. This is my chance to KO the piggy. This time, after conducting a few round of checks on rifle and my shooting position and any other thing that got to do with shooting, i placed my rifle's cross hair on the piggy head














One, two, three FIRE!

Yes this time i got it! I can see that the pig was lying there motionless. I know i got it.























Heh, Glossary - Live rounds = $1 yuan coins, Hunting Ground = The machine, Rifle= The catching element, Trigger= the catching button.

VICTORY.

tengyan
|6:18 PM|

Knight's Opportunity Cost.

Because of Shanghai, i have to give up on many things.

Two of the many things that i have to give up on that i think is important to me are

2006 Bally day

and

COMBINED YOUTH FELLOWSHIP WITH TENGAH.

This means i have to wait for another year.

Crap
I hate shanghai...

tengyan
|5:55 PM|

Knight's Mother Tongue

我的经理觉得我的华语还不到家

你们认为呢?

tengyan
|5:47 PM|

Knight's Law

One thing i hate about shanghai is the endless deafening hornings.

So i have decided to pass down this discreed

Horn because u are impatient = Die before 50 years old

Horn because u expect pedestrains who has the right of way to give u way = Die within 1 month

ANN WORST OF ALL.. IF YOU ZHNG YR HORN AND U HORN AT PEOPLE

YOU WILL DIE IMMIDIATELY!

tengyan
|2:59 AM|

If there's something I can do in China, that will be importing singapore traffic rules into here.

But if i were to do that, there will be no more super duble cheap taxi rides for me as im SURE all the cabbies here will get their lisence revoke.

tengyan
|2:54 AM|

Knight's First Weekend

Wow, Last weekend which is my first had been kind of exciting for me!

Friday

After work, met uss and aunty jane for a simple dinner at my motel resturant. Food sucks

Braving the rather cold weather i suspect its about 19 degrees, we caught a slow poke cab and head for a home fellowship at pudong side.

The home fellowship is a singaporean based expats fellowship group and they are currently doing on a series on james.

Pretty interesting msg as it told us about various way/critiria in order to attain wisdom from God.

After which, we have typical makan session. Local (singapore) food were prepared by the host and everyone where gobbling down bowl after bowls of good stuffs.

Well, U find Singaporeans, naturally u find food.

Something unqiue about this group i find is that this grp is a rather productive group. The following pictures will explained it all

These kids and not even 1/4 of the total populations of the kids here and there are also quite number (about4) of WIP ( pregnants mum).

This group is a pretty interesting group and i will definetly join them regularly for meetings as fellowship because of the following reasons

=> Christian Fellowship

=> Good Singapore Food

=> The adorable kids ( i think they like me)

Thats all folks! office is closing. Stayed tuned for sat and sun update!

tengyan
|2:19 AM|

Knight's Thanksgiving

Thank God for Singapore .. Cause we dont need to buy mineral water for daily consumption

Thank God for Singapore .. Cause we have little fresh air to breathe

Thank God for Singapore .. Cause we have Singa Lion as our courtesy mascot

Thank God for Singapore .. Cause we can go to any neighbourhood food center for good food

Thank God for Singapore .. Cause at least our drivers dont go and zhng their horns

Thank God for Singapore .. Cause at least our drivers dont misused their horns

Thank God for SIngapore ..Cause at least our drivers dont dash red lights

Thank God for Singapore .. Cause at least our driver know how to give way to pedestrains when
the green man is on

Thank God for Singapore .. Cause we dont have to walk on the road side when we still have pavements.

Thank God for Singapore .. Cause we no need to push and squeezed our way in public transport

Thank God for Singapore .. Cause we know how to queue and most impt we queued

Thank God for Singapore .. Cause I dont have to watch my back when i returning home at 1am



Last but not least, I would like to Thank God for SHANGHAI.. Cause He make mi realised how fortunate am i to be born as a Singaporean.

tengyan
|5:45 PM|

Knight's Castle.

Ok crap entry just now. Now its the real stuffs.

Motel 168 is a reputable motel chain in Shanghai. It has quite a number of motel strategically positioned throughout the whole of China
















Motel 168 Wuning Nan Lu has the honour and privilleage to actually have a royalty to patronised their motel.

This Motel 168 is actually very well decorated and i would say the overall appearance and basic facillities is actually comparable to the resorts i used to go for my annual church camp.

So, i would like to thank God that such wonderful accomodation is provided for me and most importantly is that i no need to PACK MY ROOM as there is a room service. HAHA

tengyan
|7:13 AM|

Recently i guess u guys have come across email with a similar content of my today thought.

It goes somthing like..

If you like that someone, u will keep looking out for that someone.
If you like that someone, u will feel uneasy when someone teases u about that someone
If you like that someone, u will be very pai sae when that someone is around.

For me

If you like that somene, u will climb to the highest floor in yr motel and jump off if you find out shes has a boyfriend.

Well, Since I am still at the 25 dollars per dosage internet cafe writing all this shit, I guess shes not that someone afterall. I will wait for my King to prepare that someone for me. Till that day come!

tengyan
|6:49 AM|