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tengyan
|2:14 AM|

Garuda Executive Class

Possesed with the singapore spirit (complianing and threathening), i manage to conned, cheat them of two Executive class seats back from shanghai to singapore



Garuda Executive Class. Dont pray pray lei. Got special check in counter too.


After saying we will be eating hainanese chicken rice, nasi lemak, char keuy tiao, hokkein mee and promised to send pictures of them to poor rebecca who will be staying there for another 2 months, we took our last picture in shanghai and off we went to the LOUNGE!
The lounge really buai pai cause got free food, free drinks, free internet, free newspaper. But in order to maintain image and not try to look like a mountain tortise, above are the images i manage to capture.

HOWEVER, as we were about to board our plane, we walk pass lounge meant for SIA Raffles travellers. OMG man... their lounge was sooooooo. POSH and i beleive they serve abalone, shark fins and birdnest! But its ok la. Bo her hei ma ho! no fish got prawn also not bad. Must be thankful and contented!

Wow, Looks so spacious and best part was that the stewardess told us its not a full flight and we can actually take both seats. SONG! But as soon as she finished this sentence, she carried on with " Sir im sorry to inform you that our in flight entertaiment system is down." -_-"But nvm la. I ask her to sing us a song later to compensate the "inflight entertaiment" HAHA!

Song la! can tilted until this angle. Later sure sleep until song song.

Million Dollar question: which picture show you Garuda Execuative class?


The momment when you are comfortable with the seats, cmi (CAN make it) stewardess will use their teh voice and ask u "Sir would you like to have a Champange or Juice? " Being a Goody boy, of course i choose Juice :) and i got orange juice!





As the plane were about to take off, the stewardess gave us this packs of NUTS from BALI! This nuts were so delicious that i couldnt refrain myself from asking more!!!

And soon, ITS MEAL TIME! WOOHOO


Setting the scene.


Appetitizer!




Main Course. Think its chicken with bake my favourite potato. Finally dessert? But dont look dessert to me.



After the sumptuous meal, i had a good sleep and the moment i open my eyes,

Qn: " Hey y so bloody hot?"

Ans: "Welcome to Singapore"

tengyan
|7:30 PM|

自恋




tengyan
|8:42 PM|

Anything and Whatever

Uncle : Ai lim si mi?

Me : Uncle I want Anything.

Uncle : -_-??? Anything??

Me: Ya, 我要 Anything!

Uncle : Wa Lang bo Anything! (we dont have anything)

Me: Then, 给我 whatever lor.

Uncle: Huh???! -_-??? Whatever???

Me: Ya, Whatever..

Uncle (confused): huh? 我们没有whatever lei.

Me: -_-" ah ya 给我中国苹果 la -_-'

Uncle: ok!

LOL?

tengyan
|8:15 PM|

On the way to chiangmai...

Early in the morning 4 am suppose to wake up to catch a ride from BP, at 4 .45am. But however the moment i wake up, 4:30am. (must be the night cycling the previous night) HO SEI LIAO tat left mi with 15 mins to get ready wadever i need to get ready. Best part was when i wake up, MY SISTER IS STILL IN BED! wth man!



Ard 5 am, we reach the airport and there were quite a number of ple hu specially and "coincidently" came and see us off for the possible last time if our plane were to crash (afterall its budget airline)...

Check in was kua zhang as our luggage was superly overweight. But by acting kelian and cute, we manage to get pass as we explained those things are meant for orphans in thailand.

So next time if you are facing a overweight situation, u know wad to sae~ but dont sae is i teach u one. HAHA.


吃包好上路.
After using just one hand to finished the pie that Aunt lili and U Alvin bought for the mission team, we began our journey to chiangmai....

Dont know y, in the transit area, Uj and Uncle Ho has problem passing thru the automated custom clearance system. Maybe its due to their seniority, just maybe.,....


Buay pai lei , the transit area for budget terminal.. look youthful and funky. I guess purpose is to attract the young and the backpackers.

Then we went on to the plane.. and i was commented twice when i tried to take two particular photos that i think it might be cool.

First pic : A shot with serveral tiger A320? lining up side by side. As i where about to take, this police officer shout on top of his voices NO PICTURE ALLOWED until everyone stared at mi, kao! I would rather he use his pistol and shoot mi dead then to embarrass mi infront of everyone.



So LL, this i wad i manage to shoot without getting shot at or shout at. Rhyme hor?

Second pic : Was quite shock when i saw the pricelist of the in-flight food and beverages. Instantly, i remember my readers. Wow. this one must shoot and then show u guys how tiger airways 老虎大开口. For a moment i tot they were offering tiger's meat.




Then this kiang tio ho mai gei kiang air stewardess commented on the top of her voice saying "Sir, you are actually allow to take the magazine back with you." Kao~ dammed malu man.


I want digitalised format lei, u got anot? And yr this mag like so kiam chai still ask mi take back, u think im dustbin ah? -_-" And y i need to take the whole book when i just need to show my readers just one page?


Make mi look like a moutian tortised lei. -_-"


Anyway since we are at the topic of airstewardess, most of the stewardess looks like or even w**** then the one shown above. Well budget airline lei joe, what u want? Miss universe to serve you? U pay peanuts you will get monkeys lei..


Anyway, Slept thru almost the entire journey except for the landing, taking off and also when the airstewardess go ard lelong their 老虎餐.


Some random shots of the flight


My handsome face.


Pathetic leg place.. if the plane were to crash, there will alot of casualities. cause no way ple like mi will be able to get out.


Devotees of dont know what other religion sitting beside us.


Thats all folks ~ nex post will be on the home itself.

tengyan
|12:34 AM|

Back from Chiangmai...


7 daes without french fried (how thais call it) makes mi weak.! more updates coming up

tengyan
|9:32 PM|

Happily married

After toiling for two year...... Im finally married.


Though i burnt my pocket for this wedding, i feel its worth it.
Able to ride again =priceless....

tengyan
|1:29 AM|

IM SO DAMMED HAPPY

I CAN FINALLY BUY MY BIKE LIAO...

tengyan
|12:09 AM|