A gift from aunt Mee mee
He calls himself a 'husband'
To his 'wife' of 2 wheels;
He's currently saving up to build
A bike of great worth, he feels!
He calls himself an inventor,
With loads of ideas up his head;
He's sometimes like a F1 driver -
"Get out of my way, or be dead!"
He calls himself an entertainer
Sculpturing balloons at a party bash;
He may even be a politician,
Join him - for country, citizens and cash!
He calls himself Joedan -
Well, his sister called him first;
May he overflow with thanks and faith,
Like River Jordan when its banks burst;
May he always ready to repent of sins,
Starting from those which are the worst!
May he, a regular worshipper at Tabernacle,
For God's Word and God's work ever thirst!
tengyan
|5:56 PM|
今天是我的二十岁大寿. 一大清早就起身答复一些好心人的简讯.
(我不是在说如果你没有传简讯就等于没有心.) (我指的是如果你
没有祝贺我, 你可以永远不用祝贺我) HAHA
Looking Back, 十九岁的那一年还算过的非常充实. 除了到了上
海,北京,苏州,南京和印尼, 考到了驾照, 从理工学院毕业, 我还接
交了几个非常要好的pig and dog friends.(我指的是你吗?)
在新的一年, 我祝我自己
1. 身体健康
2. 越战越勇 (in term of ns)
3. 在主的话语成长.
4. 希望能装好我的老婆
5. 能找到一个真的老婆 (so tat i no need go indon, vietnam or
china find brides).
haha im just joking about the last one.. but if u got someone 赞
to introduce, i also dont mind la!
tengyan
|5:03 PM|
The day has arrive....
Due to CMPB efficencies (cause need time to count their pay hike mah, so be understanding la ) my enlistment date is on 15 sept 2007! (a year after i first start work in SKF shanghai haha!)
Will be doing my 13 weeks of bmt on the island of tekong! Island life! Love it!.
Hu saes i dont have any universities offer? I got even overseas one lei! University of tekong. 2 years course.. Majoring Millitary studies..
So it time to put on my jogging shoes and start hitting the tracks!
Anyway u guys want to dedicate some songs on my enlistment dae?
tengyan
|12:05 AM|
HL (banana) : U know the goverment got pay hike?
HL (chocolate): Yea. I think we can also hike our price..
HL (banana) : Good idea...
Original price : $1.00
After hike : $1.15.... (15% hike)
Me : Bo wei gong....
To express my buay songness i have decided... to pose an embargoment on all HL products or 1 week.
See how long more they can Hao Lian.. about their price hike
tengyan
|5:57 PM|
The whole show is crap.. Thank God didnt waste much time on it. Got one fat like pig also can get into top 10..... ZZZZ.... where are the real beauty in singapore????
Only saw the question and answering session as its the section i like most. To mine horror.... some cant even speak well.... expecially the last lady .... i still tot she looks alrite... but the moment she open her mouth... i really bo wei gong..
Anyway im quite impress with one ans... she was asked by this national altheltic... what sport would you think singapore will win gold first in the olympics..
Her ans was something like.. thats depends.. wheather ure talking about foreign talent or local talent.. if you talking about foreign talent, its easy . sports concil just need to go overseas and bring players in and win medals for singapore. like how our imported table tennis win medals previously..
wow i tell you ... she really very sat to sae this out on national tv... i really salute her. and somemore got one pap mp as GOH in the event.
i guess that reply eventually prevent her frm claiming top place... cause its too politicaly incorrect.
welll...... cry about it lor .. wad to do.. anyway leave application coming up.. will be off to indon (for real) tomorrow.
To whom it may concern
Sorry to let my faithful reader down. I,mi,yes me will be applying leave from 22/4 - 22/4. This is so because i have decided to join my colleague to indonesia to steal sand and granite..
Pray for mi that my ferry wont sink, food wont be posioned, earth wont quake, wont kana bomb blast, wont kana bird flu, volcano will not vommit and wont be able to find a batam wife.
If any of the above things were to happen. Im sad to informed you this blog will ceased its operations as i dont think heavean or my wife to be home will have internet access. So, if you dont hear from mi lastest 23/4, your worst case senario had just happen. Dont be sad. Dont cry for me.
tengyan
|8:23 AM|
So now these are the things that araea OWNED
Speacialized M5 frame ... bought frm china :) Original price 1100... got it at 60 dollars... Dont ask mi how i get it. Its secret.
Another steal will be this SID suspension.. got it at 280... second hand.. another steal as the condition is as good as new. New one cost about 550.
Xero XSM -1 wheelset is the latest second hand buy.. condition nt too bad and milage was low. Got this piece of art at 240.. though i tot it wasnt the best price but heck la, hu cares. Since i earn from the above.... its time to give back to society.
wad's not being owned.. and maybe u want contribute
Groupset = $480
Handle Bar = $50
Headset =$50
Stem = $50
Seatpost = $50
Saddle = $50
Pedals = $50
tyres + tubes =$50
Total = 850 ...... SIAN 1/2
tengyan
|4:29 AM|
Our EIGHT SCOOP OF ICE CREAM.. super sinful... Till our next outing!
My Favourite Sauce. Tomato Ketchup.
Our dinner. SUPER DUBLE JUMBO. jiak ka le siao!
Crime scence aftermath...
Me and rachel.
Gab and les.. both are going army in june! May God bless both of you. 
tengyan
|10:17 PM|
Interesting topic?
You tell mi why, why birthdae must eat birthday cake? Is birthday without cake not birthday?
You tell mi why, why birthdae must sing birthday song? Is birthday without song not birthday?
You tell mi why, why must we make birthday celebration so elaborated?
You tell mi why. Do we own birthday cake bakery a living?
I tell you. To me birthday is just another sad day due to the fact that you are born into this world. and you tell me why is there something joyous to celebrate?
I tell you. To me birthday will be a best time to go out with some close friends to have a simple meal and receiving some presents :)
I tell you. To me birthday will be a best day to see what you have done the previous year and how are you intending to live the next year.
Yes, i tell you . During my birthday, i dont want any birthday cake or birthday song.
tengyan
|8:56 AM|
GUYS READ THE NEWS? OUR MINISTER PAY IS GOING TO RISE BY 50% OVER THE NEXT TWO YEARS!!!!!!!!!!
HOW MUCH ARE THEY EARNING NOW? ANS: 1.2MILLION HOW MUCH WILL THEY BE PAID IN THE NEXT 2 YEAR? ANS : FREAKING 1.8 MILLION.... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO GUYS... NOW YOU KNOW Y YOUR GST HAD BEEN INCREASED? 1/4 CLOSE TO 1/3 OF THE REVENUE EARNED FROM THE INCREASED GST GOES TO THE POCKET OF THIS MINISTER??????
THIS IS ABSURB! TOTALLY RUBBISH.
NEXT ELECTION REMEMBER TO VOTE FOR ME
I ALSO WANT TO BE A MP!!!!!
tengyan
|4:17 AM|
To whom it may concern
Sorry to let my faithful reader down. I,mi,yes me will be applying leave from 12/4 - 12/4. This is so because i have decided to join my colleague to indonesia to steal sand and granite..
Pray for mi that my ferry wont sink, food wont be posioned, wont exprience earthquake, wont kana bomb blast, wont kana bird flu and wont be able to find a batam wife.If any of the above things were to happen. Im sad to informed you this blog will ceased its operations as i dont think heavean or my wife to be home will have internet access.
So, if you dont hear from mi lastest 14/5, your worst case senario had just happen. Dont be sad. Dont cry for me.
tengyan
|10:26 PM|
tengyan
|6:10 PM|
To whom it may concern
Sorry to let my faithful reader down. I,mi,yes me will be applying leave from 6/5 - 12/5. This is so because i have decided to join my church (sucidal) mission team to Chiangmai to plough the fields, milk the cows and ....... list goes on..
Pray for mi that my plane wont crash, food wont be posioned, wont be able to find a chiang mai wife.
If any of the above things were to happen. Im sad to informed you this blog will ceased its operations as i dont think heavean or my wife to be home will have internet access.
So, if you dont hear from mi lastest 15/5, your worst case senario had just happen. Dont be sad. Dont cry for me.
tengyan
|3:58 AM|
Just a few days back two particular incident happen which set my heart pondering this question :
tengyan
|12:23 AM|